Toddlerism – Lauren's Law

Toddler Time

It’s been a minute since I’ve posted. Okay, way longer than that—two-plus months, to be exact. While I’m grateful to be busy with other writing projects, I’m blaming another reason. Toddler Time. No, I’m not talking about storytime or gymnastics for little tykes. Rather, it’s the pace (and way) that toddlers move. How they live. ToddlerContinueContinue reading “Toddler Time”

Toddlerisms Take 3

Sometimes, I think I need a pocket dictionary to translate the things my toddler daughters say. For instance … “Farkley” = Sparkley “Lurpee” = Slurpee “Concreen” = Sunscreen For the third year in a row, I’m covering Toddlerisms. The Urban Dictionary defines Toddlerism as follows: “A child between the ages of one to three… Pushing boundariesContinueContinue reading “Toddlerisms Take 3”

Miniature Golf Moments

I was four years old when I emptied my bladder on a miniature golf course. Like most toddlers, I waited until the most inconvenient time to tell my dad that I had to go. Not unlike my usual timing of whispering to my mom that I had to go potty during the climax of mostContinueContinue reading “Miniature Golf Moments”

Lauren’s Law: Toddlerisms, Take 2

Last year, my toddlerisms article struck a funny cord with so many of my readers. So, naturally, I wanted to follow up with some of the latest funny lines from the tiny people not only in my life, but several of yours. Sher Atkinson of Severna Park shared a hilarious moment when her granddaughter, Sophie,ContinueContinue reading “Lauren’s Law: Toddlerisms, Take 2”

Lauren’s Law: Looking Back at 2022 and Forward to 2023

Full disclosure, I’m nine months pregnant. So, I’m slightly phoning it in and reminiscing about some of my favorite Lauren’s Law blogs from 2022. And, before officially turning a page to 2023, I’ve also shared bonus stories and thoughts on these favorite topics.Right out of the gate, I’m jumping into April’s National Siblings Day articleContinueContinue reading “Lauren’s Law: Looking Back at 2022 and Forward to 2023”

Funny Toddlerisms

Confession: I’ll admit — for a brief moment — I thought I made up the word “toddlerism.” Apparently, the Urban Dictionary was already ahead of me, and I’ll share the appropriate parts. “A child between the ages of one to three … Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.” Yes, this is true. However, a key partContinueContinue reading “Funny Toddlerisms”