I finally put a sweater on today. You have no idea how happy this makes me. I yearn for fall. I need it. In fact, I spend most of August counting down the days until September 1, when I can officially declare summer over in my mind, regardless of what Alexa tells me the temperatureContinueContinue reading “Read More Booooks: A Halloween Reading List for Cozy Fall Days”
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Meals for Lazy Moms
This summer, I’m Roy Kent. We’re here. We’re there. We’re every-f****ing-where. One place I’m not? The grocery store. Another place? The kitchen. Logistically, taking three young kids to the grocery store isn’t ideal. Hard pass. My kids (and if I’m honest, myself) would rather be at the pool, learning to ride a bike, on aContinueContinue reading “Meals for Lazy Moms”
May Your Christmas Be “BIG”
*Updated from a 2022 Lauren’s Law blog and Severna Park Voice column Since moving back to Severna Park a few years ago, there’s one childhood memory that I’ve especially loved reliving with my family: picking out a Christmas tree at Earleigh Heights Volunteer Fire Company. I can still envision the giant, blown-up Frosty in allContinueContinue reading “May Your Christmas Be “BIG””
Back-to-School Time is the BEST Time
You think it. I’ll write it. I love when my girls go back to school. There. I wrote it. L to R: Riley (PreK 4s), Charlotte (second grade), and Nora (PreK 2s) For the first time in 7+ years, I’m home alone. Sure, it’s only for roughly two hours before I pick up my youngest—followedContinueContinue reading “Back-to-School Time is the BEST Time”
Clown Car Vibes
Never have I ever wanted summer to wrap up quicker. Let me rephrase, I’m ready for our community pool to close. Why? It’s not the sunscreen slathering, the soggy towels, or even the snacks that disappear faster than free samples at Costco. No, I’m over summer because of the crowded public restrooms. Yes, friends, I’mContinueContinue reading “Clown Car Vibes”
Lauren’s Law: The Summer of Roasting
Call it global warming. Call it karma. Call it what you will—but this season has been nothing short of a Summer of Roasting. And not the fun kind with marshmallows. More like… Boom—ROASTED! Yes, The Office reference is alive and well here (you’re welcome). But truly, life has turned my summer into a personal comedyContinueContinue reading “Lauren’s Law: The Summer of Roasting”
Maycember Come Early
Last year was the first time I heard it: “Maycember”. The phrase describes the busy end-of-school-year stretch that feels as hectic as December but without the promise of presents. I was a little overwhelmed last year, but this past week, I’ve felt absolutely breathless. Trying to remember what days kids need to wear spirit colors,ContinueContinue reading “Maycember Come Early”
Lauren’s Law: Prank Wars
Recently, a group of gals and I started reminiscing on pranks. With April Fool’s Day in sight, I’m sharing my favorites, plus a warning. Watch. Your. Back. As part of the generation that grew up watching Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d and epic hidden camera moments with Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé, pranking was a fundamental part ofContinueContinue reading “Lauren’s Law: Prank Wars”
Best Books for your Little Loves
Not to be cliché, but I love Valentine’s Day. My loyal readers know it’s my favorite holiday. As a mom and author, my preferred way to celebrate the holiday is gifting books to my three daughters. Of course, with candy and cards too. Every year, I (ahem, my husband) takes down a heavy box ofContinueContinue reading “Best Books for your Little Loves”
The Borrowers
Apologies in advance. This blog is NOT related to the 1990s movie about a secret family of four-inch people starring Dan Conner – er, I mean John Goodman. This is a tribute to all the borrowers out there. Dare I call us a “mooch” at our worst? My older sister has definitely called me worse.ContinueContinue reading “The Borrowers”