My first grade self would be appalled

This is one of the hardest blogs I’ve ever had to write. Maybe ever. It’s not my usual lighthearted, silly post. But sometimes staying quiet feels heavier than speaking up. Because silence isn’t neutral. Silence is complicity. Like many people—including the tens of thousands protesting—I’m beyond disheartened watching the current chaos surrounding Immigration and CustomsContinue reading "My first grade self would be appalled"

May Your Christmas Be “BIG”

*Updated from a 2022 Lauren’s Law blog and Severna Park Voice column Since moving back to Severna Park a few years ago, there’s one childhood memory that I’ve especially loved reliving with my family: picking out a Christmas tree at Earleigh Heights Volunteer Fire Company. I can still envision the giant, blown-up Frosty in allContinue reading "May Your Christmas Be “BIG”"

Toddler Time

It’s been a minute since I’ve posted. Okay, way longer than that—two-plus months, to be exact. While I’m grateful to be busy with other writing projects, I’m blaming another reason. Toddler Time. No, I’m not talking about storytime or gymnastics for little tykes. Rather, it’s the pace (and way) that toddlers move. How they live. ToddlerContinue reading "Toddler Time"

Back-to-School Time is the BEST Time

You think it. I’ll write it. I love when my girls go back to school. There. I wrote it. L to R: Riley (PreK 4s), Charlotte (second grade), and Nora (PreK 2s) For the first time in 7+ years, I’m home alone. Sure, it’s only for roughly two hours before I pick up my youngest—followedContinue reading "Back-to-School Time is the BEST Time"

Clown Car Vibes

Never have I ever wanted summer to wrap up quicker. Let me rephrase, I’m ready for our community pool to close. Why? It’s not the sunscreen slathering, the soggy towels, or even the snacks that disappear faster than free samples at Costco. No, I’m over summer because of the crowded public restrooms. Yes, friends, I’mContinue reading "Clown Car Vibes"

Lauren’s Law: The Summer of Roasting

Call it global warming. Call it karma. Call it what you will—but this season has been nothing short of a Summer of Roasting. And not the fun kind with marshmallows. More like… Boom—ROASTED! Yes, The Office reference is alive and well here (you’re welcome). But truly, life has turned my summer into a personal comedyContinue reading "Lauren’s Law: The Summer of Roasting"

Summer Reads for Little Bookworms

School’s out, and summer officially begins today. One of the best ways to prevent the research-based summer slide is to read. Since younger kids are most susceptible to learning loss, I’m sharing my favorite children’s books to embrace the season and make travel easier. The Meyer girls holding up some of their fav summer reads.Continue reading "Summer Reads for Little Bookworms"

Maycember Come Early

Last year was the first time I heard it: “Maycember”. The phrase describes the busy end-of-school-year stretch that feels as hectic as December but without the promise of presents. I was a little overwhelmed last year, but this past week, I’ve felt absolutely breathless. Trying to remember what days kids need to wear spirit colors,Continue reading "Maycember Come Early"

Lauren’s Law: Prank Wars

Recently, a group of gals and I started reminiscing on pranks. With April Fool’s Day in sight, I’m sharing my favorites, plus a warning. Watch. Your. Back. As part of the generation that grew up watching Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d and epic hidden camera moments with Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé, pranking was a fundamental part ofContinue reading "Lauren’s Law: Prank Wars"

Best Books for your Little Loves

Not to be cliché, but I love Valentine’s Day. My loyal readers know it’s my favorite holiday. As a mom and author, my preferred way to celebrate the holiday is gifting books to my three daughters. Of course, with candy and cards too. Every year, I (ahem, my husband) takes down a heavy box ofContinue reading "Best Books for your Little Loves"